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Braden Peters

Braden Peters

Looksmaxxing Thought Leader | Facial Architecture Consultant | Kick Top 0.1% Creator | Bone‑Remodeling Evangelist | Sacred Heart University (Briefly)

Miami, Florida

500+ connections

About

I'm Clavicular, a 20‑year‑old ascension strategist and the internet's most trusted advisor on maxillofacial self‑optimization. I've been refining my personal bone‑density thesis since age 14, when most kids were doing homework and I was pioneering subcutaneous peptide protocols in my parents' bathroom in Hoboken. After a brief but impactful tenure at Sacred Heart University, I pivoted to full‑time content creation, where I now help hundreds of thousands of young men unlock their clavicular potential. My work has been profiled by The New York Times, GQ, Rolling Stone, The Atlantic, and a Louis Theroux documentary, which I consider five separate LinkedIn endorsements.

Experience

  • Kick.com (KingClavicular)

    Head of Ascension Content

    Kick.com (KingClavicular)

    2024 - Present · 2 yrs 3 mos

    Remote (Miami / Scottsdale / Hoboken)

    I help young men unlock their genetic ceiling through live consultations and real‑time facial assessments • Scaled monthly revenue to $100K+ through live‑stream subscriptions and paid course enrollments (source: The New York Times). • Built a community of 225K+ followers with an average watch time of 47 minutes per session. • Launched premium "Ascension Academy" course, achieving a 12,000% ROI on production costs. • Walked a looksmaxxing‑themed runway at NYFW for Elena Velez x Remilia Corporation, generating 84M organic impressions in 48 hours. • Featured in Louis Theroux's Netflix documentary Inside The Manosphere, introducing bone‑smashing to 14M+ households and driving a 1,900% surge in Google searches for "looksmaxxing." • Guest appearance on The Daily Wire (Michael Knowles Show), delivering $2.1M in earned‑media value from a single 38‑minute interview.

  • Self‑Employed

    Independent Researcher, Peptide & Hormone Optimization

    Self‑Employed

    2019 - 2024 · 5 yrs

    Hoboken, New Jersey

    I pioneered self‑directed endocrine research protocols beginning at age 14 • Designed and self‑administered a multi‑year testosterone supplementation regimen, achieving measurable deltoid and trapezius hypertrophy. • Iterated on 15+ peptide stacks for jaw and facial fat recomposition. • Documented all findings on Looksmax.org, accumulating 50K+ forum post views.

  • TikTok (@clavicular)

    Content Creator

    TikTok (@clavicular)

    Oct 2021 - Present · 4 yrs 6 mos

    • Produced facial‑structure optimization tutorials, increasing follower growth rate 4,800%. • Produced 500+ short‑form videos averaging 340K views each.

Education

  • Sacred Heart University

    Sacred Heart University

    Undeclared

    Sep 2024 - Oct 2024 · 1 mo

    Expelled three weeks after matriculating for hiding testosterone in dorm room. GPA: N/A (insufficient data).

  • Seton Hall Preparatory School

    Seton Hall Preparatory School

    High School Diploma

    2020 - Jun 2024 · 4 yrs 5 mos

    Founded unofficial looksmaxxing study group. Maintained top‑decile jawline metrics among graduating class.

Honors & awards

  • "Newest Star of the Looksmaxxing Movement"

    The Atlantic

    Issued 2026

    Profile by Thomas Chatterton Williams

  • "A Premier Figure in Looksmaxxing"

    Rolling Stone

    Issued 2026

    Feature by Charlie Sabgir

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