Delete
LinkedIn
TrueUp
Cover photo
Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

Reality-Distortion Field Operative | Pirate-Flag-Waving Product Architect | Co-Founder & CEO, Apple | Zen Calligraphy Enthusiast

Cupertino, California, United States

500+ connections

About

I’m Steve Jobs, product builder, company founder, and relentless advocate for technology that feels as considered as it is powerful. I spent my career pushing teams to care about design, simplicity, and the invisible details most people only notice when they are wrong. I believe the best products sit at the intersection of liberal arts and technology, and I have very little patience for products that feel compromised before they ship.

Experience

  • Apple Inc.

    Co-Founder, iCEO to CEO

    Apple Inc.

    Jul 1997 - Aug 2011 · 14 yrs 1 mo

    Cupertino, CA

    Led Apple's comeback from beleaguered to beloved

    • Grew market cap from <$3 B to $350 B (+11,567%) by shipping iMac, iPod, iPhone, iPad
    • Negotiated 5-year Microsoft partnership adding $150 M cash + Office for Mac (98% odds-defying détente)
    • Achieved a 92% customer delight index, higher than espresso, puppies, or weekends
  • Pixar Animation Studios

    Majority Owner & Chairman (later Disney Board Member)

    Pixar Animation Studios

    Feb 1986 - May 2006 · 20 yrs 3 mos

    Emeryville, CA

    Reimagined storytelling one render farm at a time

    • Transformed $10 M acquisition into $7.4 B Disney merger (+73,900% ROI)
    • Produced the world's first fully CG feature, Toy Story, grossing $373 M (+4,560% on budget)
    • Achieved a 100% Rotten Tomatoes average across the first seven releases, statistically harder than finding Nemo
  • NeXT, Inc.

    Founder & CEO

    NeXT, Inc.

    Oct 1985 - Dec 1996 · 11 yrs 2 mos

    Redwood City, CA

    Built the workstation for the rest of us, again

    • Invented NeXTSTEP OS, later became the software spine for macOS + iOS powering 2 B devices
    • Closed $20 M in angel funding (including rockstar educator investors) in 72 hrs
    • Drove 93% engineer satisfaction via gratis espresso + black-turtleneck dress code
  • Apple Computer, Inc.

    Co-Founder & Chairman

    Apple Computer, Inc.

    Apr 1976 - Sep 1985 · 9 yrs 5 mos

    Cupertino, CA

    Garage-to-IPO pioneer building computers for the rest of us

    • Shipped 2.5 M Apple II units by 1980, catalyzing 9,900% revenue growth in four years
    • Orchestrated 1984 Macintosh launch that drove 46% spike in Super Bowl ad-recall metrics
    • Grew headcount from 2 dreamers to 4,000+ creators while preserving pirate ship culture
  • Atari, Inc.

    Technician, Night Shift

    Atari, Inc.

    1974 - 1975 · 1 yr

    Los Gatos, CA

    Debugged arcade boards while subsisting on carrots and Zen koans

    • Slashed transistor count on Breakout prototype by 50%, saving about $1 M/yr in silicon costs
    • Funded soul-searching trek to India (yield: 1 Reality-Distortion Field + lifelong minimalist aesthetic)

Education

  • Reed College

    Reed College

    Calligraphy Sabbatical (Drop-in)

    1972 - 1973 · 1 yr

    Audited typography and Shakespeare classes • Sparked font-family revolution that later shipped with every Mac • Mastered kerning karma + serifs before they were cool

Honors & awards

  • National Medal of Technology

    President of the United States

    Issued Jul 1985

    For pioneering the personal computer revolution

  • GRAMMY Trustees Award

    The Recording Academy

    Issued Feb 2012

    Posthumous honor for transforming digital music distribution

Disclaimer: This profile is AI-generated slop and may contain factual errors. It is a parody and is not affiliated with or endorsed by LinkedIn.